In Jake We Trust: Here there be spoilers!

My name's Jake, hi there.
I'm a 22 year old Criminology with Law student from England.
I fill my tumblr with stuff that I think looks cool.
Expect spoilers of the most heinous nature.
Find me on Steam: ThatScruffyLookinGuy
Fandom scarves and how to use them can be found at www.baelor.tumblr.com/scarves
Posts I Like

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

(via zarta)

ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

(via mad-again)

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

(via ugabugabuba)

vagiskeletons:

my boss asked me to stop doing this

(via humortastic)

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(via thelonelyloner)

grimnear:

The new Godzilla vs. King Kong movie looks intense.

(via paisleydanger)

ottermatopoeia:

aidn:

rise

is that…..

(via song--bird)

humorous-blog:

gendeerfluid:

thighabetic:

shiveringandstunned:

Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.

It’s so much better than you expect it to be.

FUCK

(via bagofwine)

smilingsloth:

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

I. CANNOT. FUCKING. WAIT. FOR THIS.

GO WATCH THE TRAILER AKDJAIGKGGD!!!!

(via zarta)

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

(via queen-of-bakerstreet)

thecutestofthecute:

Big dogs who think they are lap dogs.

(via queen-of-bakerstreet)