In Jake We Trust
June 2013
43 posts
do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing
Listen
SO I JUST LAUGHED FOR LIKE A YEAR. I WATCHED THROUGH THE WHOLE SONG. IT JUST KEPT GETTING WORSE.
I have a new game, I call it 'The King in the North'.
I sneak up on my friend Peter, I whisper in his ear “the Lannisters send their regards” and then I stab him in the ribs with my thumb.
I get the feeling that he doesn’t appreciate it.
- Spock: Hey Future Spock, do you anything about this "Khan" person?
- Future Spock: I took a vow to never tell you anything about your destiny.
- Future Spock: But Khan...
- Future Spock: Seriously.
- Future Spock: Fuck that guy.
I want to go to a wedding and randomly stop the music and put “Rains of Castamere” on, to see how many people will freak out.
Doctor Who Star Karen Gillan Joins Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy - IGN →
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Doctor Who’s own Amy Pond, Karen Gillan, has also joined Guardians of the Galaxy… Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana and Dave Bautista are set to star with Lee Pace and Michael Rooker stepping in as the film’s villains. Gillan would reportedly join the latter bunch as Guardians’ lead female villainess. Details are scarce on the exact nature of her character, though.
If there is an after life I’d like to think that all the bus drivers who have ever driven off without me on purpose are made to run in the rain for a bus which will never stop for them for all eternity as punishment.
If I wrote an autobiography it’d probably be called ‘Goddamn it I’m still drunk from last night and now I have to go to work: the Jacob Wood story’.
