In Jake We Trust
I'm a 20 year old Criminology and Law student from England.
I fill my tumblr with stuff that I think looks cool.
Find me on Youtube at www.youtube.com/user/Thatscruffylookinguy
Fandom scarves and how to use them can be found at www.baelor.tumblr.com/scarves
-
do...
-
-
-
News!
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns:...
-
so that’s what eurovision is like
Gay satan
(via awkward-neck-pony-tails)
I WANT TO MEET TARD!
(x)
Because thats not fucking weird at all!
(via groovy-guy)
Thank you Mr Cumberbatch, as though I needed reminding
The irony is that wasting my time looking at ‘You should be studying’ memes is actually what is preventing me from studying.
(via vzap)
(via stephini)
(via lulz-time)
(via sanityisf0rtheweak)
After months and months of complaining about my poor eyesight and doing nothing to remedy it today I finally made time in my busy schedule of pretending to work, pretending to learn, surfing the internet, habitual drinking and furious masturbation to visit the optician’s.
I sauntered on down to my local Specsavers, told the woman at the desk that I had an appointment and was swiftly ushered to the waiting room. Anyone who knows me well enough knows that I hate waiting rooms, they depress me.
The waiting room at the optician’s had all the disadvantages of a normal doctor’s surgery waiting room; the silence, the disproportionate number of children and old people and stacks upon stacks of shit magazines, coupled with the additional negative that I couldn’t really play my usual waiting room game; ‘Who here in this room do I think will be dead within the month?’
Starts out with a paper fan.
Kills more people than anyone else.
(via vzap)
Scumbag Brain.
(via song--bird)
I present to you… Crazy Girlfriend Praying Mantis!
(via vzap)
