I was working at the shop today, there was one customer who stood out from the rest. I said to the man;
“If you join our customer club we will enter you into a competition to win an all expenses paid trip to Florida for two, all we need is an e-mail address”.
The man told me that he couldn’t enter our competition even if he wanted to, I was confused so I inquired further.
“Because I have had criminal convictions in America, Australia and New Zealand. I’m not allowed to go to any of them”.

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